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10% off if BLEACH
is your favourite Anime
We have a client portfolio that would make most advertising execs cream their pants!
Some of our clients are
MADMAN Entertainment / Anime Lab with Kotaku
SONY BMG
Hewlett Packard
Ingram Micro
Coca Cola
Smiths Chips
Asahi Beer
Carlton Brewery
Police, Military, Fire and Rescue
Sports clubs
and dozens of Advertising agencies around the country. Also lots of people who just want a touch of nostalgia in their homes. Seriously, why would you trust other guys when big names contact us for their promotions.
Looking for something special?
Did you know that our Standard machines are what our competitors advertise as "Premium" for almost triple the price?
Some guys are selling Digital Pinball machines for $10k! ALL of our arcade machines come with 865 Pinball tables built in by default, FOR FREE! Includes ball launcher and flipper buttons. Don't pay idiots big money for Pinball machine software that we provide for free.
Just because we're cheap doesn't mean that the quality is cheap buddy. We're trusted by huge companies for a reason. We also have over 30 custom designs!
Mandalorian
Marvel/DC
Rebel ship
R2D2!
2 player
2 player
2 player
2 player
40" $2495
24" $1795
32" 1995
32" $2195
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Nintendo!!
Classic Coke
Polybius 4 player
4 player
40" $2795
32" $1995
40" $2795
OK OK fine, we'll also fix your machine you bought elsewhere and they won't help because they have shitty service. You name a company out there and i guarantee we've fixed their shit.
Custom Built Arcade Machines, Arcade Repairs and Upgrades
(and maybe some swords, If I'm feeling cute, I dunno)
Pssst! wanna buy the best arcade machine on the market?
What about a free pinball machine with 865 tables on it?
Sure, you say, but why are you wearing a trenchcoat and hiding in a dark alley? (one might also ask)
You see, our machines are so popular that other guys are cloning them, even our ads! so we've had to resort to flashing people in alleyways, among other things.
In fact we've fixed so many of their machines that we do it free for anyone that has been burnt by those fine individuals. You can even ship it to us free on our account if you pay the return shipping.
Don't take our word for it, check their Google reviews. Oh wait, they don't have any, they're only on Facebook because they can delete negative reviews.
All of our cabinets (Except commercial ones) come default with over 30,000 games built in. WTF you say? 30 thousand? (We had to spell it out because people think it's a misprint). Simply plug it in, turn it on and slightly pee yourself (or on others) with joy.
All Cabinets are designed and hand built here from the ground up, so they're fully customisable, size, colour, electronics, design, any mods you can dream of, except fleshlights. Look, we'll cut the hole, you can do the rest you pervert.
NOW DOING REPLICAS TOO! Original replicas which we'll charge you through the nose for, or our machines with replica artwork which will cost you less and save an argument with your significant other, or with yourself. We don't judge.
Have your own design? no problem!
NOW WITH CUSTOM GRAPHICS!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! honestly that wasn't mehones
For mobile users, click the "show more" button for more pics. We really shouldn't have to tell people this.
Check out the entire build process video below in time lapse, or check us out on Youtube
All Designs are our own originals. If you see them elsewhere, call them dirty cheats on social media, show us proof and get a handsome discount. Not me, I'm handsome but i aint no discount. Can't find one you like? We'll custom design it for you because we're like cool and stuff. Look out for regular design updates!
Special Editions
SERVICES
REPAIRS
General Repairs,
Upgrades and custom
add ons
CUSTOM BUILDS
You call the shots as to
size, style, design and awesomeness.
Or just grab a stock model
DESIGNER SWORDS
Wtf? we also make the occasional custom life size replica fantasy swords.
(but that's a pic of a hammer, Abs) you might say.
It identifies as a sword
We design, build, fix and upgrade arcade machines, We've been in the industry since the late 90's, yes we're old, that means experience as well as senility.
WE DO accept your designs and can build whatever the heck you want, we don't ask why. ok we do but not often
WE DON'T copy other guys cabinets though, that would just be plain rude (send us an email and we'll work something out...shh)
WE DO accept cash, Paypal, credit cards, slaves, marriage proposals, bags of stolen money and we'll even trade for stuff if it's something interesting enough.
BUT we won't accept any apples or Apple related products (except pie, everyone loves pie) How many stolen Apple products do you think we've been offered for us to have to write this?
WE LOVE people dropping by for a coffee and a chat ( please call ahead ), play a few games, get beaten miserably, don't make it awkward though, come in, hang around a little then kindly feck off.
Sick of all the overpriced (and cheaply made) boutiquey, Nancyboy arcade machines out there that feel so cheap and nasty they might give you an std?
What? Your friend has one with a 19 inch screen and 60 games you say? Laugh at them and call them girly names this instant.
We've been building these for over 20 years. I even wrote some of the software so I know these intimately. In fact, Our machines are so popular other sellers even copy them poorly! Naughty. Ok they might be a little cheaper but half their games don't work and they're clueless in general. We know because we fix their mistakes.
Everything is built by hand from scratch, the cabinet, the electricals, everything, so you can call the shots as to how big or small you want it, how mean or girly etc if you're into something a little different.
All the classics you remember are on this, as well as all the ones you don't remember, the ones your friends remember but you've never heard of, the obscure Japanese ones that you scratch your head at and all the ones you also hated.
Comes with over 860 pinball machines, true replicas of all the old classics from the days when you were a stud muffin pinball wizard with a cool moustache.
Machines can also double as a jukebox, piss off your significant other by cranking 80's funk whilst conquering Galaga, then get told off for being stuck in the past.
You can also crank 80's rock and any other appropriate (or inappropriate) music.
Is your mate trying to one up you with his shitty import cabinet? No problem, throw in a USB drive and watch a movie, surf the internet on your arcade machine and google his name followed by a derogatory comment and put him in his place.
Wow him with the shear number of games he doesn't have and then point and laugh at his inadequateness. Yours is bigger after all.
You will either be adored by millions (or just Shane around the corner) or possibly hated by them because they're haters. who needs them anyway when you have one of these. (I'm so lonely)
We've crammed as much goodies in them as possible. I actually die a little inside everytime i sell one. They grow up so fast.
CONTACT US
Or call us on 0404 088 255
Where the magic happens:
By appointment only unfortunately.
We get so many walk in's that we have to keep dropping tools and nothing ever gets done.
Conversely if you don't like email forms, you can contact me directly. I'm Chelsea by the way, I'm the nice one. Abs is the mean one.
Che
OPENING HOURS:
Mon - Fri: 9am - 5pm
Saturday: 9am - 5pm
Sunday: The wife will kill me